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bruuuno 2:53 Sun Feb 7
Did you ever get suspended at school?
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What for?
I squirted people with a fire extinguisher.
Seemed like the end of the world at the time! |
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Steve P 12:59 Tue Feb 9
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That made me crack up!
Excellent post, claret!! |
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claret on my shirt 12:57 Tue Feb 9
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there was a kid at school who thick as pig shit and always in trouble. Due to that he had to get in early and catch up work, the day in question he had to catch up on metal work. This was the 1st lesson and all the kids including me had to q up outside and wait for the teacher. Anyway the kid inside was trying to light this great big fuck off kiln, the match kept on going out and so he got closer and closer each time with the gas left on, anyway the match lights and there is this massive flash as the gas ignites, burning off the front of the kids hair and leaving him looking like a black and white minstral, he got suspended for it but it is still one of the funniest things i have ever seen becasue everyone in the q could see what was gonna happen except for the kid |
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Big Dave 12:56 Tue Feb 9
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Half a day.
We were doing an experiment in biology where everyone blows into sheeps lung through a cardboard tube and watches it inflate. I had been having a long running argument with someone in my class and, when they blew the sheeps lung up, I pushed down on it and they got a lung full of fetid sheeps lung air.
We had a typical 12 years olds fight but the teacher totally overreacted and sent us to the head who sent us both home.
Two weeks later the teacher who was running that lesson was in the store room when a load of shelving collapsed on her - she was off for a year.
Bitch. |
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Toe Rag 12:48 Tue Feb 9
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My school was full of absolute fucking scutters.
We all lost our virginity late because we couldn't bring ourselves to knob any of them.
That only happened when we met the birds from Ursuline in Ilford the randy sex starved Catholic slappers. God bless 'em whatever footballers they've ended up with.
;0) |
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busheyhammer85 12:42 Tue Feb 9
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Sue me, truff? ;- ) |
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i speack the trufff 12:41 Tue Feb 9
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busheyhammer85 12:41 Tue Feb 9
yes |
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i speack the trufff 12:41 Tue Feb 9
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Hahahaha thats quality! You should have won extra, for showing initiative. |
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busheyhammer85 12:41 Tue Feb 9
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Is it wrong to look at secondary school girls and think, 'if i was in your year, you'd kop it?' |
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claret on my shirt 12:39 Tue Feb 9
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We had a outdoor pursuit course in the Brechin Beacons right in the middle of a massive army firing range and we had to do orienteering, me and my mate went out 1st and hid the markers so we'd win, which we did due the fact the other 30 kids got lost in woods, walking into life firing ranges etc and 2 even ended up in hospital with hyperthermia. I was pissed off when i did not get my medal for winning |
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i speack the trufff 12:33 Tue Feb 9
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Course I did but its not exactly something I think about now. My school was 4/5ths boys anyway. Fucking hell thats quite bad. |
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bruuuno 12:32 Tue Feb 9
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I'm not talking about now you speng I'm talking about when I was at school. So you didnt fancy any birds in your school? alright mate.. |
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i speack the trufff 12:30 Tue Feb 9
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I'm 23, why would I be interested in schoolgirls? Thinking about it I liked older birds even back then.
And thats pretty much why everyone wants to be successful. Why would you want a massive house, massive car etc.? Me personally I wouldn't really want all that, I'd be happy with a half decent flat and a corsa, and I dont' consider myself massively unambitious in that, then again I don't feel like i've got to massivelt make up for anything. Still, if something like bullying at school drives people to succeed and better themselves then so be it. |
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Agent Scud 12:28 Tue Feb 9
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I was a bit of a git when I was younger, had a slight anger management issue at Primary School which saw me suspended a few little antics, kicking a dinner lady in the gunt as she refused to let me leave the hall until I'd eaten some god awful slop that passed as lunch, being told I wasn't allowed to do PE so I went home (I was about 8 at the time), throwing a absolute mong of a kid through a window after he'd smashed my brothers face against the playground (I was accused of organising a lynch mob as part of that one).
I calmed down a bit by secondary school had a few rucks with some gobshites in he first couple of years then it all settled down until the last year. Where I was suspended for smashing a chavs head repeatedly against a locker (self-defence), threatening to cut him to ribbons (the police got involved in that one as there was a knife involved), sent home several times for my interpretation of school uniform. Giving the very religious RE teacher a bit of a breakdown by writing satanic messages on her blackboard every time she left the class room. Using a compass to create some slightly grim artwork on the newly resurfaced science benches. The most worrying was being accused of being some kind of Fagin figure that got the slower kids to do my nefarious bidding (technically true but lack of evidence got me off that one).
Surprisingly I went on to A-Levels and Uni to become the well rounded cunt that I am today. |
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bruuuno 12:22 Tue Feb 9
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speack my point was that they are soing it to compensate for feeling so shit when they were younger, that they should feel the need to do that aint good imo.
and if you don't like birds in mini skirts and knee high socks then you must be queer! all the birds in my school dressed like absolute slags |
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ManorParkHammer 12:18 Tue Feb 9
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WILLIAM |
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ManorParkHammer 12:18 Tue Feb 9
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TERRY |
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ManorParkHammer 12:17 Tue Feb 9
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LOWTHER |
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busheyhammer85 12:15 Tue Feb 9
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All the girls in my year went over like grannies on ice skates as well...
As with most schools, there was also some rough diamonds, that given the chance to now i'd probably have a go on.
Danielle GLASS, who was in my form, is now an absolute rocket. |
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i speack the trufff 12:15 Tue Feb 9
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bruuuno 12:04 Tue Feb 9
That's a worrying post. |
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i speack the trufff 12:14 Tue Feb 9
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Dougie Diaphragm, Bullying was just a part of life at my school, almost everyone got bullied at some point and in turn almost everyone at some point was a bully themselves, fighting and robbing was something everyone was involved with at one end or the other, usually both. Circle of life.
Joey, I'm not saying it's good, what I'm saying is it's part of everyday life. The strong prey on the weak, the weak prey on the even weaker, and sometimes paradoxically the weak prey on the strong. To try and shut this out and pretend its something that can (or should) be eradicated is too idealistic. Life is shit, people (especially kids) are nasty cunts, and it's the way we deal with these things that makes us better people.
bruuuno, why else would you wanna be successful (ie high profile job and a porsche etc.), if it wasn't simply to make yourself feel good? you can survive and be happy on minimum wage. We all want more than that though don't we. |
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bruuuno 12:04 Tue Feb 9
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decent birds dressed as schoolgirls I would add bushey!
happy days |
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